OP in, TP out

Machine To Turn Your Office Paper Into Toilet Paper
Do you think that there is too much paper being wasted in your office? Well, the smart folks over in a Japanese company called Oriental have come up with a machine called White Goat. If you’re wondering what a machine with such a funny name does, it converts your normal paper into toilet paper.
At $100,000 you'd have to be a really big shitter to make this economically viable. Perhaps Tony Blair should get one?
Via J-Walk