Get him an anorak

Pedantry isn't boring – it's essential - David Mitchell

Introducing new words is all very well, but sticklers like me prefer the traditional approach to language

Tell that to Shakespear! Jeez, Mitchell is turning into (or maybe always was) a complete twat. I could hear his annoying nasal whine as I read this piece.

And someone, please, drag him to a decent hairdresser.