In case you WERE tempted...

...to vote Labour:

Brown best man for PM - Johnson

Health Secretary Alan Johnson has defended Gordon Brown's leadership, saying he is "better than me or anyone else" as prime minister.

He called Mr Brown a "man for these times", despite several leading Labour figures criticising his performance.

Jeebus, if Brown is the best they can come up with, Labour is F-U-C-K-E-D!