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/The Daily Quail: Muslims demand Sharia law
A top Muslim judge (sic) yesterday revealed a terrifying blueprint for the complete Islamisation of Britain, expected to begin in the next few weeks (sic) (emphasis mine) pending inevitable approval from New Labour's multiculturalism czars. It is thought that all Muslims, including so-called 'moderates', hold similar views to Choudary and are desperate to see traditional British institutions such as everything that you like destroyed...insiders agree that Choudary is an important figure who almost certainly embodies the beliefs of anyone with a beard and an aversion to pork.
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