Elementary

Guy Richie's latest film, 'Sherlock Holmes', is released on Boxing Day. I, for one, have no intention of watching what will be , I am certain, a complete pile of shite.

In protest at this mockney's assault on a great British tradition I have bought the complete boxed set of the great Granada series starring the peerless Jeremy Brett. All forty one episodes for just thirty quid. And not a penny of it going into the pocket of Richie. Ha!