Dithering dope

Bob 'the bungler' Ainsworth blew TWO chances to save couple held by pirates
Defence Secretary Bob Ainsworth let slip two opportunities to rescue a British couple kidnapped by Somali pirates. Elite Royal Marine commandos were twice ready to launch a critical assault on the gang who had captured Paul Chandler, 59, and his wife Rachel, 55. But each time Mr Ainsworth did not order the Royal Marines to move in. Nearly seven weeks later, the couple are still being held for a £4million ransom by the pirates
Let's face it.  If your life depended on the gormless Bob Ainsworth making a bold, swift decision you may as well consider yourself well and truly fucked.