The Pandiator

John McCain, the "pandiator"
John McCain is an ill-tempered, foul-mouthed, scandal-associated, habitually error-prone, flip-flopping, ego-driven, condescending, thoroughly reactionary, misnamed "maverick" who enjoys singing "Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran," is crazily bellicose enough to go to permanent war against the rest of humanity, and may well be in the beginning stage of Alzheimer's.

Other than that, he's okay...