Toff and nonsense

An Englishman's Castle: Tamsin is the real Toff according to Google maps.

Cware Duon, Ambleston, Haverfordwest SA62 5DR
Detached, --, 4 Beds, 1 Baths, 3 Receps

I live in a four bedroom house with two receptions, two bathrooms and an office, smack in the center of the city. Does that make ME a toff?

Wanker! Having said that this whole 'toff' schtick is pathetic and demeans the entire bloody process.