Just call me Winston, bitch!

Modern men feel emasculated, study claims - Telegraph
Asked what it meant to be a man in the 21st century, more than half thought society was turning them into "waxed and coiffed metrosexuals", and 52 per cent say they had to live according to women's rules. What they apparently want is what some American academics have dubbed a "menaissance" - a return to manliness, where figures such as Sir Winston Churchill were models of manhood.
Sounds good to me. An overweight, ageing depressive who liked good cigars, a drink, plenty of cheap drugs and packed a gun. My fucking hero! And not a waxed scrotum in sight. Mmmm, seems like I've already had my 'menaissance'.