Jacqui Smith kebabed
/'It's not safe to walk the streets after dark', admits Home Secretary
In an attempt to undo the damage she did by admitting that she wouldn't feel safe walking the streets of Hackney at night the Home Secretary declared that she had indeed once ventured onto the deadly streets of London, to buy a kebab. Unfortunately for her the kebab shop owner pointed out that she had in fact popped in at teatime (not late at night) and was accompanied by a 'burly minder'. Ms Smith has 24 hour police protection. Shish!
In an attempt to undo the damage she did by admitting that she wouldn't feel safe walking the streets of Hackney at night the Home Secretary declared that she had indeed once ventured onto the deadly streets of London, to buy a kebab. Unfortunately for her the kebab shop owner pointed out that she had in fact popped in at teatime (not late at night) and was accompanied by a 'burly minder'. Ms Smith has 24 hour police protection. Shish!
