Five and a half inches? WTF?

Hitchens versus some catholic tub-o-lard at
Drink Soaked Popinjays  for WAR

The fat man offers Hitchens out at one point!
Yes, it's high-level intellectual stuff, folks. 

Well, I'd happilly take this self-righteous SOB outside and shove his bald head up his holy arse.

Wanker.