So they really ARE getting younger. Phew!

Babies on the beat: Two 16-year-olds are recruited as community bobbies

Two 16-year-olds have been recruited as police community support officers with the authority to detain and question suspects. The pair, just out of school, will join foot patrols from a 'busy' police station. The move by Thames Valley Police has triggered a row about public safety and allegations that forces - and the Government - are trying to "police on the cheap". The teenagers are two years too young to join the regular police force. If they were offenders, they would be tried in juvenile rather than adult courts. Yet they will have a string of powers, including the right to detain offenders, stop and search under terror laws, issue penalty notices for disorder and stop vehicles.

So we are now to be policed by individuals who are, in law, still children. It's bad enough that we are confronted by spotty, gormless looking youths working as security officers in our shops and supermarkets . Now they'll be on the street. Jeez!