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The Sun - Jail's luxury food scandal

PAMPERED murderers at Broadmoor Hospital have cooked up a row over the amount of CHICKEN in their tikka. The patients demanded extra meat in the curry sauce, more expensive bread and their ham trimmed of fat by chefs. And they moaned they sometimes went without their favourite fizzy drinks, as the vending machines were not refilled frequently enough.