Look out, he's got a dildo!

Alabama Ban on sex toys targeted

A Birmingham, Alabama legislator has filed a bill that would revoke the state's 10-year ban on the sale of sex toys, a prohibition that has drawn national attention and led to lengthy court battles...Dan Ireland, executive director of the Alabama Citizens' Action Program, a Baptist group, said it would oppose any effort to overturn the law. "Laws are made to protect the public," he said. "Sometimes you have to protect the public against themselves." The 2008 regular session is scheduled to begin Feb. 5. The law prohibits the sale and manufacture of items "designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs."

"Sometimes you have to protect the public against themselves." 

Right!

Alabama Gun Laws - State Requirements:

Rifles and Shotguns

* Permit required to purchase rifles and shotguns? No
* Registration of rifles and shotguns required ? No
* Licensing of owners of rifles and shotguns required ? No
* Permit to carry rifles and shotguns required ? No

Handguns

* Permit to purchase handgun required ? No
* Registration of handguns required ? No
* Licensing of owners of handguns required ? No

Other Requirements

* Is there a waiting period for handguns? No
* Is there a waiting period for long-guns? No
* Record of sale reported to state or local government: No




Maybe this is the answer. A gun-shaped vibrator. Er!