It was only a matter of time

Witness tells of bright light shone in front of Diana’s car
Also giving evidence from Paris, Jean-Claude Catheline and his wife, Annick, said that they were strolling on a grassy knoll near the tunnel on the night of August 31, 1997, when they saw two dark cars travelling fast, side-by-side, into the underpass.

A grassy knoll!

No! It can't be. Ha ha! Someone's pulling my plonker.

Those Mafia hitmen get everywhere.