'Missionary politics'

Neoconned!: How Blair took New Labour for a ride
In this brilliant new essay, Britain's leading philosopher argues that Tony Blair owes more to the free-wheeling imperialists of the American right wing than Labour tradition. John Gray explains how George Bush helped shape Blair's decade in office, how religious conviction emboldened him to send troops into battle - and why the truth became a casualty of war



Crazies and lucky shoes

I’m more likely to be assassinated here than in Baghdad, says Blair




Tony Blair believes that he has been in greater danger of assassination on the streets of Britain than in Iraq.

In a surprise insight during a series of lengthy interviews with The Times Mr Blair, when asked why he had not worn body armour during a recent visit to Baghdad, said: “It’s far more likely I’ll shake hands with a group of kids today and somebody does something crazy than on a day in Iraq.


Blair has revealed the secret of his success at PMQ.
Lucky shoes
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The secret of Tony Blair’s success at the dispatch box has been revealed to be a pair of lucky brogues that he has worn at every Prime Minister’s Questions since 1997.Mr Blair, who believes that “cheap shoes are a false economy”, has seen off four Conservative and two Liberal Democrat leaders in the Church’s handmade leather shoes. “I know it’s ridiculous, but I’ve worn them for every PMQs,” he told The Times in an interview to be published in full tomorrow. “I’ve actually had them for 18 years,” and they have been resoled once. Mr Blair believes that he has never had three bad Prime Minister’s Questions in a row and puts this down – in part – to his lucky shoes.

Digby revealed

Firedoglake - Ladies and Gentlemen, Digby

A great speech at the Take Back America conference from the pseudonymous blogger Digby, who runs the progressive, award winning,  political blog, Hullabaloo. I think it's fair to say that most people, myself included, thought Digby was a man........WRONG!

It would be wonderful to see a political blogging movement in this country as strong and as vibrant as the progressive movement in the States. Maybe we are lucky that politics hasn't deteriorated over here to the extent it has in the US.  These progressive bloggers are motivated by a real fear that their country and their constitution are under attack from within and from the very people charged with protecting and defending them. I hope we see our own 'Digbys' emerge before things get that bad in our own country.


End of Term Report: Piss Poor

Failure, failure, failure: Blair's 10 wasted years on education
Tony Blair's famous pledge that his priority would be "education, education, education" has been exposed as hollow by a withering report. It shows that England's children have plummeted in the international league tables of school achievement during his ten years in power. They are now behind South Korea, Liechtenstein and the Czech Republic in key subjects and the gap between the private sector and state schools is more pronounced than in any other country.



Someone, take her camera away

Dennis The Peasant: Meanwhile, From A Trailer Park Just Outside The Fox News Studios

Denis on Michelle Malkin's latest video effort (why, oh why, does she bother?)
It's unfunny. There isn't a single clever moment - much less a laugh - in the whole 10 minutes. I feel the same about this as I did after watching The Half Hour News Hour for the first time: I could eat alphabet soup and shit a funnier script.




A pox on the Fuhrer

Did Hitler unleash the Holocaust because a Jewish prostitute gave him syphilis?
A brief encounter with a Jewish prostitute may have led to Hitler's genocidal Holocaust, claim psychiatrists. They believe he may have caught the sexually transmitted disease syphilis which, if untreated, can eventually cause madness. According to a report, mental and behavioural disturbances triggered by the advanced stages of the disease could have resulted in Hitler targeting Jews and the mentally retarded. There is "ample circumstantial evidence" for the theory, according to a team headed by psychiatrist Dr Bassem Habeeb.
According to Dr Habeeb, Hitler came up with his mad ideas because he had the pox. What Dr Habeeb's excuse is, we don't yet know.


Photorealism

Painting of Tica by Dru Blair
As a style, Photorealism has a few detractors, who often dismiss it as pointless, or non-art. They fail to realize that many photorealistic paintings are not mere copies of photographs, but interpretations of reality based on the artist's vision. The act of merely copying a photograph has no artistic merit except to hone one's artistic skills. Most of my aviation paintings would be impossible to photograph, such as Timing is Everything for example. This painting of Tica is not just a copy of a photograph, but is a product of many artistic decisions...Often, the artist's deviation from the reference material is unconscious. Despite my best efforts, my own unconscious stylization creeps into all of my work, and it is a struggle to keep it subdued.

Below is the partially completed work which is achieved largely by using airbrushing techniques. It is NOT a photograph.


Via Clipmarks

Oh, and conceptions are up too, shhhhsh.

Teenage abortions hit all-time high

In 2005 the abortion rate amongst under 16s was 37 per 10,000
In 2006 the abortion rate amongst under 16's was 39 per 10,000

Increase = 2 per 10,000

In 2005 the abortion rate amongst under 18s was 178 per 10,000
In 2006 the abortion rate amongst under 18's was 183 per 10,000

Increase = 5 per 10,000

Cue much hand-wringing, pontificating from virgin clergymen and more 'initiatives' from government.


Arise, Sir Rushdie

'Deep concern' over Rushdie attack comments

A totally cynical award of a knighthood for purely political reasons is now causing a backlash. Well who'd have thought it? Like most people I don't think what we choose to do in our country is any of Pakistan's fucking business but having said that the award to Rushdie was simply risible.

If he was a honourable man he would reject the gong, not because of what Islamists around the world are saying but because 1) he might prefer not to be seen benefiting from an outdated, class-ridden honours system and 2) because he just doesn't deserve the bloody thing anyway.


At least someone has got a bit of gumption. Joseph Corre awarded the MBE for his services to the fashion industry in the recent Queen's Birthday Honours list but he's effectively told them to shove it referring to Blair as 'morally corrupt' and saying he could not accept Blair as "someone capable of giving an honour".