The Sunday Filth

I couldn't bring myself to include this in today's PaperRound but couldn't resist linking to it. (Via The Englishman)

"Sex Romp" MP Nigel Griffiths  tries to gag the News of the World
Even though lying cheat Griffiths took dozens of pornographic pictures of his brunette mistress cavorting in his House of Commons office, then downloaded them on to his computer, he later claimed he was so drunk he could hardly remember the sex session.

But yesterday Mr Justice King damned Griffiths as he declared: "At the very least, he was being economical with the truth. It could be said to be a lie but I don't have to go that far."