Must-read post from 'faithful husband, soccer dad, basset owner, and former cowboy' TBogg

According to Kevin McCullough, feminists (and by 'feminists' he means lesbians, and by 'lesbians' he means women who make more money than him or laugh at him in bed) are making plans to make Planet Lesbo Prime a reality but, hah!, he's gonna have the last laugh on them because he is the repository of the missing ingredient: