Devil's Kitchen: Aren't Apple computers great? I own shares in them!

Oh, by the way, did I mention that I own Apple shares?





DISCLAIMER: DK owns Apple shares. Which have made him a lot of money since February.



Warning:  Contains traces of Apple shares. External use only. May cause drowsiness and nausea if ingested


Disclaimer: Mr P ate some apple pie once, and half an apple turnover. They were very good.


UPDATE: Hats off to DK for finding this amusing and taking it well, and yes I am a 'bitch'.