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Tuesday
Feb062007

My life is just TOO busy, darling

Breakfast gadget that toasts bread and boils egg at same time
Timing is everything when it comes to cooking the perfect breakfast. But for millions the morning rush can make just boiling an egg and toasting a slice of bread seem like an impossible task. (emphasis mine)

The American makers of the Egg and Muffin Toaster say (their) device has been designed especially for the busy commuter. Back to Basics product manager Jeff Meek said: "The idea was thought up by someone in our sales team who doesn't have much time to cook breakfast in the morning.
What the fuck! Not enough time in their lives to BOIL AN EGG?

The device also cooks scrambled eggs (though you do have to spend valuable time stirring them of course), poached eggs or beans. Haven't these guys heard of microwave ovens? It takes two minutes to produce perfect scrambled eggs in a microwave but, it must be said, it takes the same time to cook them on the stove and even less time to heat some beans.

Here's a restaurant tip for quick poached eggs. Cook some eggs in a clingfilm 'pouch' until almost set (about 3 minutes should do it), place in the fridge until needed. In the morning pour some of the water you boiled for your tea or coffee into a small bowl and immerse the eggs until they warm through, they should be ready by the time your toast pops up.

This Egg/Muffin gizmo takes four minutes to produce toast and eggs. I can produce scrambled eggs, beans or an omelette in less than three minutes (with toast and a drink). Even a complete dope could rustle up a cooked breakfast in under ten minutes.

Just get up a bit earlier!




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