Gay rights laws challenge fails

Gays are now free to spend their nights in guest houses run by religious bigots. Whoopee!

I had a guest house on the south coast for five years. When I started it I wanted to put a sign up outside saying:

 Gays and Foreigners Only!

My ideal customers were continental gay men.

As it was we were only allowed to announce ourselves as 'gay friendly'. But, believe me, if I'd been able to bar all those miserable middle-aged, heterosexual couples I would have done so.  Amongst other things  the gays had the decency not to piss me off with noisy sex, like so many of the young heterosexual couples who stayed - showing off their multiple orgasms and priapism while I'm trying to get some sleep.

Bastards!

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I sincerely hope a coachload of guys out of a Tom of Finland picture turn up at Antrim councillor Adrian Watson's bed and breakfast establishment for a long weekend.

Apparently, his wife, a Christian, would be upset.

GOOD!