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Johners on the rule that children cannot sit next to unrelated male passengers on planes:

Are we really saying that any time an adult male finds himself sitting next to someone under 16, he must expect to be hustled from his seat before the suspicious eyes of the entire cabin?

Sounds bloody marvellous to me. A guarantee that there will be no screaming kids in adjacent seats?

Whoopee.